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I’m fucked in the head
avoiding the feds
smoking some reds
and snorting orbeeds off the fucking bed
I’m like right said Fred
but not sexy and not talented
on second thought I’m more like the Kardashians

I role up to the party with a stain on my crotch
and then I get a little sloppy with a bottle of scotch
I pass out in the corner with my head on a rock
and then I wake up i the morning with my dick in a sock
I wear a swatch watch
and a gold Rolex
I’m gettin botox while I’m stoned as shit
I got bones to pick
I’m throwing fits
I’m making Karen look like Trish and shit
get a load of this

I fucked up my liver
so now I got a gizzard
I’m like a fucking turkey bird
your gonna cook for dinner
But I’m also a wizard
cutting rhymes like scissors
and blowing them like blizzards into the ether
Either you do or you dont and I don’t got
what I do got is a lot of pot and a fresh case of brain rot
so whip out the bong and contemplate the hit your about to take to make your world quake
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I’m fucked in the brain
avoiding the pain
smoking like chains
and snorting orbees off the fucking main frame
last time I came
I came and a I saw
we did shots at the bar
and then got into a brawl

So I rolled up to the party with some blood on my face
and told the story about huffing on a can of mace
then I pass out in the corner with my head on a map
then I wake up in the morning with my dick in a trap
I wear a black hat
and

I am a freak and a bona fied cretin
I’m not a normal man
I got a piece of my mind to give out
to all the helping hands

I lose my shit at Starbucks and popeys chick
I’m just a normal guy
customer service is a very serious
passion of mine

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from Rat Boy and the Airborne Toxic Event, released February 25, 2023

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